i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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