Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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