He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
