Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I need help removing her.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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