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Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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