We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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