have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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