what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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