Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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