Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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