sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I think my moral compass just broke
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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