i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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