No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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