After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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