This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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