I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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