# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dick very happy bro
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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