I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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