All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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