I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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