I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You dont lie about slip and slides
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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