She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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