i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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