So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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