Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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