Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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