Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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