She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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