terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Randomize
