you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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