you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My vagina is very pro this idea
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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