i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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