That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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