The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?