I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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