Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.