Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat