But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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