I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just found puke in my bra..
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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