I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Can i not drive my cunt home
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Drunk is a universal language darling
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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