If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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