I am in a vortex of obligation.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
These tits shall not be calmed
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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