I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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