a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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