he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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