I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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