White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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