There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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