I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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