pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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