2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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