I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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