he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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