Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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