Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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