dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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