They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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