is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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